Archive for March, 2009

Mar 27 2009

The Story of Chess

Published by Taliesin under Music

Each game of chess
means there’s one less
variation left to be played.

Each game got through
means one or two
less mistakes remain to be made.

Not much is known
of early days of chess
beyond a fairly vague report
that fifteen hundred years ago
two princes fought, though brothers, for a Hindu throne.

Their mother cried,
for no one really likes their offspring
fighting to the death.
She begged them stop the slaughter
with her every breath but sure enough,
one brother died.

Sad beyond belief,
she told the winning son
“You have caused such grief.
I can’t forgive
this evil thing you’ve done.”

He tried to explain
how things had really been,
but he tried in vain.
No words of his
would satisfy the queen.

And so he asked
the wisest men he knew
The way to lessen her distress.

They told him he’d be pretty certain to impress
by using model soldiers on a checkered board,
to show it was his brother’s fault.

They thus invented…chess.

- Tim Rice

Mar 17 2009

The Big Crawl, part 2

Published by Taliesin under Fiction

Dregon murmured the prayer that would infuse Geffry with the life of his gawd, but it wasn’t working!  He wrestled in prayer with his gawd, while all around him the battle raged. He didn’t see why the gawd chose now to demonstrate his displeasure with Geffry, but if his gawd withheld the healing only he could give, then Dregon didn’t know what he could do but continue asking.

—–

Meanwhile, Sir Breck dealt out gleaming death to those around him, right and left.  His blade flashed alongside Skaarg’s while Feltar slung magic missiles into the fray. Sir Breck gave silent thanks to the gawd of Dregon for finding a mage with the magic-missile spell in his arsenal.  Quite often, young mages began with almost no useful offensive spells, and it had seemed like far more than luck when they came across Feltar sipping a glass of wine in the village of Sargen. Sir Breck was a little puzzled, however, that it seemed to be many lowly kobolds only who attacked the party.  He spun to lazily lop the head off the nearest kobold and shouted for Dregon.

“Father! Where is Geffry?  I need him behind this band of stinking kobolds!”

“Sir, the gawd denies his healing to Geffry!  I am beseeching him, but he does not answer!” Sir Breck nearly swore, but remembered himself almost too late. He had foresworn cursing in an effort to better serve Dregon’s gawd. Was that not worth something?

“If he dies, Father, I will need you to raise him!”

“Sir, I cannot! The gawd grants that power to clerics holier and more experienced than I.  One must serve the gawd for several years before being given that amazing blessing!” Drat, thought Sir Breck. More silver he did not have down the drain to get the thief raised; and a delay at that.

The knight quickly dodged a spear thrust from a kobold that he barely saw out of the corner of his eye.  He began to pray out loud in a shout while he protected the squishy mage, Feltar, who had run out of magic missiles, and was now thwacking the heads of kobolds.

“My lord gawd, I am your most unworthy servant, you well know! Nevertheless Good One, I AM your servant!  At this moment, I need Geffry alive.” The knight shouted as he carved yet another kobold from shoulder to hip. “I find myself in a battle against YOUR enemies, Great One, and I am unable to defend your name without the thief!  I know you frown upon his ways, but alive, we might yet convert him! Dead, however, he cannot even serve you unwillingly by preserving the lives of your servants in this group!” Sir Breck flinched as he felt a sword clattering against the back of his plate armor. He spun just in time to see Skaarg’s greatsword slice through a kobold arm and send both the arm and the sword spinning away. “If you see fit to spare the life of your most unworthy servant, Good One, please grant the gift of your healing to the thief!  May it be so!”

At that, Dregon shouted that it worked, and before too long, Sir Breck saw Geffry in the rear of his opponents, thrusting his short sword into their relatively unprotected backs.  As always, Sir Breck marveled at the small thief’s speed and agility in spinning, dodging, flipping, and rolling, all the while keeping out of sight of most of the enemies. It was how Geffry worked in a melee, and Sir Breck was thankful for it.  He had time only to breath a sigh of thanks to the gawd of Dregon before he had to concentrate fully on the battle at hand.

Within minutes, the kobold threat was put to rest when the last few monsters ran screaming into the forest bordering the clearing. Sir Breck cleaned his sword on his spare cloak, and sprang into the leader role without hesitation.

“Feltar, Skaarg, keep watch.  I do NOT want to be surprised again. Tend to one another’s wounds until I am finished with Dregon and Geffry. I’ll send Dregon to you as soon as I can spare him.” Feltar looked crestfallen as he had a wound above his right eye he wanted looked at before it began to fester. Skaarg only nodded and held his bloody sword at the ready, while scanning the edges of the forest.

“Geffry, come here and listen.  Father, tell him what happened.”

Geffry, wiping his short sword on his only cloak, wobbled on now-unsteady legs over to where Sir Breck and Dregon were huddled.

“Geff, when I saw you fall, I was on you that fast. But the gawd did not at first grant healing to you.  I have told you numerous times that the gawd does not approve of you stealing from the good, and…”

“…aye.  This, I’ve heard.  The good Sir did not tell you to preach at me, holy man.” Sir Breck quickly placed a hand on the thief’s forearm.

“No, Geffry. This is important.  The good Father Dregon did not say that the healing didn’t work, as though this were one of Feltar’s spell mishaps.  No, the gawd denied his healing to you.”  Geffry rolled his eyes and made as though he would complain until Dregon spoke again.

“Geffry, I have never withheld healing from a one. It is not mine to judge who the gawd helps.  I merely ask, and the gawd grants…until now.  I know what the Holy Writings say about thievery against the good, and I have told you these things.  The good Sir Breck had to intercede for you, and for whatever reason, the gawd heeded him.  You are healed because Sir Breck asked the gawd to help us.  Sir Breck, this is unheard of, and you may want to consider what it means. If the gawd is bestowing some manner of favor upon you, as his paladin, you may want to step up your giving, your preaching, and your defense of all that is good.  That means that you must stop the thief from taking from the good.  I…” Geffry sputtered.

“Wait a minute, holy man! This is my livelihood we’re talking about here.  Breck, you MUST…”

“SIR Breck, Geffry, and Father Dregon has a point. I cried out to the gawd in desperation, because you were fast dying. You are alive because he chose to grant my request.  This is something I will consider more fully as we journey through the mines.  However, you will cease your stealing from the good until we can figure out what all of this means.”  Geffry made as though he would protest this treatment, but Sir Breck interrupted him again. “No, Geffry, you listen to me now. You are alive because I vouched for you with the gawd.  I will not let you sully my word, and if it means I have to grant you extra shares in these mines, so be it.  You will not go hungry, but if you steal once more from the good, I will consider ending your life, myself.”

“Very wise, my lord,” began Dregon.

“No, Father.  I wanted to speak to you as well. The gawd may have granted his favor to us this afternoon, but I need you to make sure you’re on his good side, here.  The gawd has granted his healing to Geffry before. What has changed, and you cannot tell me it’s Geffry’s behavior.  He has always stolen against your protests, and always the gawd healed him. Perhaps you ought to look within your own heart to see what it is the gawd doubts in you.  I must have the gawd with us on this adventure.  He, himself, granted us the sign of his favor in Sargen, I need not remind you. He indicated he was with us, and now we have this near-devastating setback.  I need also not remind you that were something like this to happen inside the Mines of Chaos, we would be in dire straits.  We are going to spend the evening out here, and I suggest you and I spend that time in prayer.  Skaarg, Feltar, and Geffry will keep watch, but you and I will pray.  Yes?”

“Yes, my lord.  You are, of course, right.  I do not know why the gawd did not grant my request.” Sir Breck stood and gave the orders to have camp made up, and then knelt to pray with Dregon.

—–

Geffry, walked to gather wood with Feltar while Skaarg took first watch. He didn’t understand what the gawd wanted with him, but wasn’t entirely comfortable with Sir Breck potentially becoming a paladin. In Geffry’s experience, paladins were powerful, but far too…righteous for Geffry’s taste.  They also did not seem to care how a man ate, or indeed whether a man ate, so long as the divine rules were upheld. He would stay with Sir Breck for as long as it was profitable; while the promise of more shares in the take held. But as soon as it was more dangerous for Geffry to stay with this group than to leave, he planned to look out for number one…as he always did.

Mar 07 2009

The Big Crawl

Published by Taliesin under Fiction

Geffry looked intently at the opening to what he presumed to be the Mines of Chaos.  It was where the map led their motley group, anyway, and if ever a doorway deserved the moniker “Chaos” in all of Tellene, it certainly was this one. The opening was cluttered with a tangle of vines, brambles, and spiderwebs. No doubt Feltar would be required to burn through it all. He chewed a pinch of leaf while he waited for the rest of the group to catch up.

Skaarg was the first of the group to show up.  Geffry nodded his greeting to Skaarg, who didn’t bother to notice him. He had never liked Geffry’s choice of occupation, and whenever they were together, Skaarg kept a close eye on his belongings; as though Geffry wanted a bunch of bladed weapons or the oils and cloths Skaarg used to maintain them. Skaarg seemed to waste all of his take maintaining his weapons and armor, and none of that remotely interested Geffry. The big warrior took up his place in front of the opening to the dungeon, his naked sword always at the ready, though the clearing looked rather, well, clear enough to Geffry, whose sharp eyes made him the natural scout.  He wondered if he ought to mention the fact that he’d have warned the group if there were enemies, but he doubted Skaarg would pay much attention to him.

The next to arrive was Sir Breck. The knight was insistent that everyone refer to him by SIR Breck, and never Breck, Hey, Meat Shield, or any of the other names often given to the leader of their ragtag group. Sir Breck was resplendent in his pristine armor. Geffry wondered if this, his first dungeon crawl, would put some dents in it, but as Sir Breck took such great pride in his appearance, he’d probably hammer them out at the first available opportunity, and buff out any scratches.  Geffry didn’t understand such slavish devotion to armor. He, himself, had never worn even leather, though he knew many thieves chose to do so. It made noise and hindered him from moving silently; something his profession often required. Sir Breck, however, would never stoop to “skulking”, as he called it, though Geffry often reminded him that his skulking had saved the life of Himself plenty of times. Sir Breck had simply apologized for his careless speaking, and he’d seemed so genuine, Geffry had felt sorry for hurting his noble pride and forgave him immediately. When Geffry thought about the situations the blonde knight had been able to talk his way out of, it fairly boggled the mind. That alone was worth naming him the leader of the group.

Last to show up, arguing between themselves as usual, was Feltar the Mage, and Dregon cleric of some gawd Geffry’d never learned the name of.  Whenever Dregon started preaching, Geffry’s eyes glazed over and started to drool. It was a most excellent tactic for getting the droning preacher to shut up.  Still, it appeared that Dregon was winning Sir Breck over to the gawd’s cause. Geffry wondered if it was because Dregon’s healing seemed to do so much better on people who served the gawd. Surely the gawd would notice such duplicity?  If he existed.

As was also usual, Dregon and Feltar were arguing about the origin of magic.

“Dregon, my misguided cleric, I serve no gawds.  We have been over this! If I serve no gawds, how then could my power come from gawds?”

“Feltar, you poor deluded soul, ALL things come from the gawds. Whether or not you recognize it makes no difference. Some gawd is using you to further its purposes, and I merely feel that your time might be well-served determining which gawd is doing so and determine whether it’s worth the cost?”

“But you pray to receive your, ahem, ’spells’, do you not?  Have you ever tried casting these things without first praying for them?”

“I would never do such a thing.  Why, the mere…” He was cut off by Sir Breck.

“Good finger-wigglers! Peace!  We are here, and while I’m sure your discussion was important, it must needs wait. I need you working together with the rest of the group. Feltar, a small spark would not go amiss to help clear away some of these tangles obscuring the opening.  Geffry, I need your keen eyes searching for traps. Dregon, stay near Geffry, but out of the line of fire from the door to these mines. Skaarg, please be ready to rush in with me and take out any nasties that have heard our arcane and divine pracitioners squabbling and think us an easy meal. Got it?”

Everyone nodded, and readied themselves. Geffry, was keenly looking at the construction of the opening that he could see for any strange fissures or seams indicating that the doorway was more than met the untrained eye.  He could see nothing as of yet.

Feltar moved to the brush, stretched out his hands, fingers spread and thumbs touching, to the tangled weave of overgrowth. He mumbled a few words and a fan of flame shot from his hands, engulfing and catching the vines. The unnatural fire quickly spread, and soon enough a door was clearly visible.  The door being metal, it didn’t catch with Feltar’s flame, and he stepped quickly back to let Geffry through. The thief felt the presence of the cleric behind him.  Despite their differences, Geffry was reassured. The cleric was a sturdy man who did not shrink from a fight, and would heal Geffry if he could.

Geffry stared at the door for a good five minutes before he began to see a pattern in the ornate doorhandle that led him to believe it was, in fact, trapped. It had not been cast, but rather put together from component parts.  While that could indicate nothing more than an elaborate locking mechanism, in Geffry’s experience it often meant some form of poison needle.  As Geffry began to examine the handle more closely, Skaarg noticed his change in demeanor.

“He sees something.”

“Aye, I see something. Just here,” Geffry indicated the underside of the oblong handle. “Where your fingers were to be if you were picking this lock or opening this door is a small hole.  I believe there is a needle trap here.”  Geffry whipped out his tools, and began working the lock, carefully avoiding the needle hole. “If I flip this lever here….and push that tumbler to the side.  Holding the little doohickey here, and…” The sharp click of the lock giving way under the skillful ministrations of the thief was followed by a more concerning sight and sound. The sound of gas escaping confinement, and the sight of Geffry’s hair blowing back.  Geffry detected an unpleasant odor.  He turned to warn his group.

“Back! There’s a…” and he knew no more.

Before Geffry hit the ground, he heard a shout and knew that Skaarg and Sir Breck were now defending against some menace none of them had foreseen. While the group had been focused on the door, some baddie or another had slipped around behind them undetected.  When the trap sprung, and the thief was caught in it, the baddies had decided it was time to attack.

While his heartbeat slowed, Geffry wondered if Dregon was preoccupied. Time was short, and Geffry had wanted to complete this crawl, or as Geffry had begun to refer to it in his mind…the big crawl.

Mar 03 2009

Long overdue pics of Iain…

Published by Taliesin under Parenthood

So. our little guy is growing by leaps and bounds! I post lots of pictures on Facebook, but I know of at least one guy who insists that he hates Facebook, so now I’m posting at least one gallery on here.  :)  Enjoy!

Sleepy Iain

Picture 1 of 15

An early picture of Iain, in an outfit given to him by his Aunt Laura. I can't tell for sure, but I think he's still jaundice here.