Archive for April, 2007

Apr 30 2007

Bullets, Beer, and Burgers was a resounding success!!

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I mean, how could it not be, really?  My wife and I took some cool pics, which I will have posted in the next week, I hope.  There are some nice ones in there.  :)

Basically, I shot an H&K .45, Sig 9mm (I think it was a 9mm), Glock Model 22 .40 cal,  Ruger .22 Government Competition Model, and a .223 rifle that was a lot of fun.  :)  I also shot a hammerless .357 snub-nose revolver and a .357 bigger revolver.  I think both of those were S&W’s, but I don’t know for sure.  They were both really cool, and I really enjoyed shooting the .38 ammo and .357 magnums through the big revolver.   :)  What a difference!

Anyway, I’ll have the pics up in the next week or so, I think.  Keep your eyes peeled.  :)

Apr 30 2007

The Matrix lives on…

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There has been a lot of story happening in the Matrix world since the end of the movies.  I’ve listed some of it here, but I thought I’d post a little bit of an update on the Matrix Online story.  :)

Early on in the Matrix Online story, there were the3 organizatios for which you could fight: Machines, Merovingian (Exiles), and Zion.  However, even in the beginning, there was a sort of 3rd organization, if you could call it that. There were strange enemies that fought against all orgs…Agents with red, glowy eyes…Agents that looked like Neo…etc.  Some weird goings on, to be sure.

The red-eyed agents appeared to be making reports to someone called “The General” in some documents that operatives found on them. We knew nothing more about them or their shadowy leader, however.

Eventually, the General made himself known and began helping all of the orgs one against the other. However, this proved to be somewhat short lived when the General produced something he called “Cheat Codes”.  They granted strange powers, etc.  During all of this, it began coming to light that this General was definitely a program of some sort.  When you come up against a program, you must ask, “what was its purpose before going into Exile?”

Evidently, the General’s purpose before Exile was as a Sentinel! It has been revealed though documents found in missions as well as dialogue that his commandos were actually programs that controlled the sentinels that made the fateful attack on Zion during the end of the war. When the command was given to stop the attack, the General rebelled against his orders. The Machines would have deleted him, but he went into exile, along with his commando sentinels.

The next thread that has become important is concerning a relatively minor character from the movies named Sati.  I don’t know if you’ll rmember, but Sati was the little girl whose family was sending to the Matrix.  Her family met Neo in the train station where he was defeated by the Train Man.  Sati has become a more important character than at first we appeared.  Here’s what we know about Sati.

  • The Oracle personally took charge of her from her parents. Given this important tidbit, her role in the future of the Matrix may be much larger than the movies led us to believe.
  • She has a great deal of control over the weather.  At the end of the 3rd Matrix movie, Sati made a beautiful sunrise (or was it a sunset) in Neo’s honor. Not every program appears to have this ability, so she’s got something special about her.
  • The movies did focus a lot on her well-being after she was sent to the matrix. The scenes with her and the Oracle were central to the plot of the movies, though mostly just because of the Oracle.  However, the triumph of Neo over former-Agent Smith restored everyone to their pre-Smith form and mind, but the only people who were really shown to be restored were the Oracle, Sati, and Seraph (the Oracle’s bodyguard). Why is she special?

Given all of that, it is somewhat troubling to note that the General has actually captured Sati.  We don’t know why, as of yet. Sati does not appear to actually control the weather, it should be noted. The Matrix had weather before she got there, and it should continue to run the way the Architect programmed it to with her absence.  However, Sati being kidnapped appears to have altered the weather patterns to be significantly different. At this time, the atmosphere of the Matrix is red.  Very Mars-like.  There is rain, etc…but whenever there’s light, the skies are red.

It’s troubling to me, because I think the General is using her powers to do this.  As I said before, the weather worked before she came to the matrix. But I don’t know what his master plan for this really is….Whatever it is, it can’t be good for humans.  :)

So there you go.  :)  A story update.  If you’re looking to play an MMORPG, I highly recommend the Matrix, and if you play MxO, I HIGHLY recommend the Zion Faction, SM Networks.  :)

Here are a couple shots I’ve taken in game:

Seraph and his glowing yellow eyes… The white hallways..

In this next shot, you can see the state of the sky.  I was standing near a signal booster satellite in order to do some coding, which is why the green rings are around me.  Proximity to a signal booster gives you a bonus to the code skill.  And Captain Tzaikov appears to be programming the Signal Booster itself.  :)

Me and captain Tzaikov, and the red sky…

Apr 27 2007

Star War Episode III, the Backstroke of the West…

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Holy cow this made me laugh!  You really should go look at this, whether you like Star Wars or not.  Make sure to read the introduction first.

(But I know some of you won’t.  Basically, it’s the english translations of the Chinese interpretation of what the English script was saying.  Man, it is some funny stuff.)

http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

Apr 27 2007

Bullets, Beer, and Burgers! WOOO!!!

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Tomorrow promises to be a great deal of fun.  A group of friends from Bible Study are going out to a friend’s grandmother’s orchard to shoot many guns.  Can’t beat that…or can you?

Well, if you tack on the fact that after we finish shooting, we’re going to a local beer/burger joint for a couple pitchers of whatever of the 40 beers on tap has to offer as well as a couple burgers…well, THAT is better.  :)

Anyway, I’m really looking forward to it.  :)

P.S. A friend of mine is looking to get a tattoo featuring the phrase Soli Deo Gloria on his shoulder.  Does anyone have any ideas regarding corresponding imagery that he should have in there?  Keep in mind that some images are not permissable, given the prohibition in Scripture regarding images of God.  :)

Apr 23 2007

Had a funny conversation with someone today…

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Warning, this post contains geeky content.  :)

(9:54:08 AM) Shawn: someone should spoof star wars, but make it like 4 teenagers escaping some house :P
(9:54:33 AM) Chris: LOL
(9:54:46 AM) Shawn: hmmm, I’ll have to mention this to Ryan, we should totally make something like this :P
(9:55:06 AM) Chris: And when they get to their friend’s house it’s blown up. Like Gone? And there’s a vehicle over there that looks kind of like a garage. “That’s no garage.”
(9:55:16 AM) Shawn: haha
(9:56:31 AM) Shawn: I’d watch it
(9:56:43 AM) Chris: I’d buy it for DVD
(9:56:48 AM) Shawn: haha

Made me laugh.

Apr 18 2007

Get your Street Preachin’ Doctorate!! (joke)

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Tom in the Box has really hit the nail on the head this time! :)

Are you tired of those high falutin’ smarty pantses telling you how to preach? Go check out this article from Tom in the Box:
Get Your Doctorate at The Ruckman University of Street Preachers

And to be honest, make sure you check out his blog periodically.  He’s been posting 1 a day since he started the blog, and they’re all pretty darn funny.  :)

Apr 17 2007

Whatever happened to being precise in language?

Published by Taliesin under Rants

In my line of work, I have to deal frequently with people who are not precise in their language, and it makes things really difficult.  I work in Information Technology, and I frequently have to work with users who have problems with their computers. It really doesn’t help matters when they are not precise with their description of their problems or the steps they’ve taken to try and resolve it themselves.  Even worse is when they attempt to paraphrase error messages.  I’ll talk about each of these separately.

The first problem I want to talk about is also the most common. I ask a user what they’re experiencing, (usually over the phone, but not always). They tell me, and we begin troubleshooting.  Inevitably, I’m going to ask them what they’ve done to solve it, and they tell me.

Now, I want to state something right here. I do not, nor have I ever, faulted someone for not knowing about computers.  I know it’s not something that everyone wants or needs to know a great deal about, and if everyone knew everything about computers, I wouldn’t nearly be as necessary at work.  :)  However, I DO have a problem with people who are resistant to education regarding equipment and processes they use on a daily basis.  I’m not talking about change.  I’m talking about clarification.  I will continue.

When they tell me what they’ve done to try and solve the problem, they are not precise.  They say things like, “I clicked on my Windows” instead of telling me that they clicked on the Start Button.  Or they say they downloaded a program, when they mean that they opened it. A major confusion is when I ask if a program is open, and they tell me it’s not.  It actually is open, however…it’s just minimized.  These are the types of things I’m talking about.  It’s not major changes, but I’m hanging on every word they say to help me understand what the problem is.  When I’m stumped, they use my confusion as a justification as to why they don’t trust computers.  “You see,” they say. “Even a computer guy is confused by computers.”  The problem is, if I knew all the information about the problem, I’d not be stumped. If they had not confused me by using the wrong words or concepts, I’d know exactly what the problem is. Now this, in and of itself, is not a problem, of course.  As an IT guy, I need to be used to this.  Sadly, this often comes through in the maxim, “never trust the user”.  I don’t think this is the case, though I often wonder why I bother. No, I believe that users are people, and they genuinely want to solve their problems; they want to get work done. Most importantly, they don’t want their computer to be busted while they’re trying to get work done. So my beef is not when they use the wrong words, though I always have to combat against my impatience, of course.

My problem is when I try to correct them so that they can have a proper understanding of terminology, or so that they can understand their computer a little better, and they actually argue with me or get angry with me.  Now, I know what the difference is between geek speak and regular people speak.  If I say that the problem is that the computer is running too many programs, overloading the system’s RAM capacity, and that the system itself is running a CPU that is FAR too slow for what they’re trying to do with it, I know they’re not going to understand a word I say.  So I don’t say things like that to my users.  They don’t want to hear it, and I don’t think they need to.  However, if I explain the confusion between open programs and minimized programs, or if I try to tell them that “my Windows” is not synonymous with “Start Menu”, and they get mad at me, THEN I have a problem.  Sure, it could be my tone of voice.  I’ve considered and dismissed that.  I’ve said things angrily, and I’ve said things nicely.  Many times, they both elicit a reaction of anger.  What I am doing when I explain something to a user is trying to eliminate confusion on everyone’s part later on.  And that kind of explanation is common everywhere in life.  If someone tells me they need to go get in their mobile, I’m not going to have a clue as to what they’re talking about.  If they’re talking about their car, then “mobile” is not the proper short form of automobile.  See, the entire concept of communication requires some level of familiarity on all parties concerned with the mode of communication being used! However, don’t get mad when someone corrects your terminology so that communication can be facilitated. They could just ignore everything you say from here on out.  Would you prefer that?  Most people wouldn’t.  Most people want to be understood when they communicate.  Most people aren’t explaining computer problems to their IT Guy just to hear themselves talk.

The other problem I have is when users paraphrase error messages.  Now, I know that most users don’t look at error messages.  However, they’re completely blown away many times when I tell them that I cannot help them unless I know what the error message said.  I’m not being difficult…those error messages may not make sense to most people, but they often help IT people out in trying to figure out what’s wrong.  Not always, of course…but sometimes.  Enough to where I want to know what the error messages say.  The funny thing about this scenario is when they don’t say, “I don’t know what the error message said.”  Instead they say, “It said something about memory.”  Oh really?  What?  You have too much memory?  You don’t have enough?  Your memory is bad?  “Instruction at 0×00000001 referenced memory at 0×00000002. Memory could not be read”?  There are a couple different memory messages it could be, and “something about memory” doesn’t really help.  In many cases, my users are joking with me, and explaining that they didn’t read the error message.  That’s fine, and I always laugh when they did.  It’s the ones who are seriously trying to answer my question that get me.  They’re always annoyed that I want to know the exact text of an error message.  That their paraphrase isn’t good enough for me is an annoyance to them.  If I went home and this conversation happened, it wouldn’t be good enough for me:

Chris: “Honey I’m home!”
Kim: “Hi, hon!  Hey, we got a letter from the IRS.”
Chris: “Oh yeah?  What did it say?”
Kim: “Something about money…”

Yeah, THAT would not be sufficient information for me to understand the situation. (My wife would never do that…she is very precise in her language.  More so than I am, sometimes.)  But that illustrates my point.  I realize that users don’t understand computers, and don’t care to understand what error messages say.  It is precisely that reason that should cause users to write down error messages instead of relying on themselves to remember them.  I don’t even rely on myself to remember error messages.  When I want to research a problem, I write down the exact text of the error message.  Now, if the error message disappeared before the user can write it down, that happens!  Of COURSE I’m not talking about that. That happens to everyone too.  Especially me.  In fact, I like to say that if I want to write down an error message, it will disappear.  :)

At any rate, we need to be precise in our language.  Don’t be resistant to efforts to help us all communicate better.  :)  I feel better after having written this.  I wasn’t mad about any specific incident or anything.  Just something that had been brewing for a couple years and I needed to figure out a good way to write it.  :)

Apr 11 2007

A great article on why you should play the Matrix Online…

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I’ve already given my reasoning for this particular topic, but this guy gave 10 reasons, and they’re great reasons.  Have a gander at this article!

10 Reasons Everyone Should Play The Matrix Online

Apr 10 2007

I’ve got a virtual representation of me on my blog!!

Published by Taliesin under Random Topics, Technology

Click to my About Me page (on the right sidebar of the screen), and you’ll have the chance to chat with a program that has been trained to respond like I would! :) It’s not perfect, no. It says some weird things sometimes. And sometimes, it really says some weird, weird stuff. (User Discretion is Advised) I’ve not programmed it to swear or react vulgarly, but it responds to what it is asked or told. :) Go there, ask it questions about me, etc. It knows some things about me, and it’s cool to see how it will respond. Taunt me, make fun of me. Have fun with it. :)

It’s at the bottom of my About Me page, and there’s a little explanation of what it is. :) Feel free to comment on this post if you have something to say about it. :)

Apr 10 2007

Here’s a question for any and sundry to answer…

Published by Taliesin under Faith

When it comes to understanding the Word of God, and the will of God (insofar as it’s stated in the Word of God), should a Christian attempt to use logic?  Do you think God follows the rules of logic?  Does logic play a part in His revelatory actions?

Yes, I have an answer for this.  And I might provide the answer in my own words if I get any responses.  If you respond, I’m curious about a couple things:

If you say that the Lord does not follow the rules of logic, then provide instances where the Lord completely broke the rules of logic in His actions.  Show how logic runs counter to faith.  I’m curious.

If you say the Lord is a logical God, then show me how you can know this.  Show me where the Lord is logical.  Show me how logic makes sense with faith.

It may be a difficult question, but I feel it’s an important one.  Just FYI, you don’t have to register to post a comment.  You don’t have to have a website, even though it asks for one.  And your e-mail address will not be revealed to anyone but me.  I don’t NEED your e-mail address, but it provides a way for your future comments to be automatically approved.  You’re obviously welcome to give me a false e-mail addy.  :)

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