Jul 26 2006
Superman Suicide…
Last night at Bible study, we were discussing Jesus’ temptation in the wilderness, which brings me to one of those questions that I find interesting:
How many times was Jesus tempted in the wilderness, according to the Book of Matthew?
If you said 3, you’re wrong. He was tempted once in the wilderness. The second time was on top of the temple, and the third time was on an “exceeding high mountain”. Sheesh. lol
Anyway, we were talking about Satan commanding Jesus to jump from the temple roof, for it was written that the Lord will give His angels charge over me. Jesus didn’t jump from the temple, but if it had been in God’s plan for Him to reveal Himself in this way, Jesus would have most certainly been protected. That got us thinking…
If you were Superman, wouldn’t it be funny to just jump off tall buildings, scream the whole way down and land on your head??? Then, then someone comes to find out if you’re ok, just jump up and say, “HELLO!!! I’M FINE!!” And then run off. That would be freakin’ HILARIOUS!
Or maybe put a gun to your head and scream, “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” And then pull the trigger. The bullet would just ricochet off your cranium, of course, but that would be a great joke to pull on the people around you.
Think about it…the possibilities are endless. :)
on